Student Bodies

Another Wacky Wednesday and I found myself watching Student Bodies.

Before Scary Movie there was Student Bodies. Think of it as a mix of horror movies like Halloween and Friday the 13th with the added comedy of say, Airplane or the Naked Gun series. When teens engaging in sexual intercourse are being murdered with bizarre weapons, the school looks to the "prude" as the one to blame. But she didn't do it, and becomes our protagonist, trying to discover who the real killer is. Each girl is killed with some strange object and boy is suffocated inside a black plastic trash bag. One girl is murdered with paperclips and the next an eggplant. As the teens start dying off, a kill count flashes on the screen. The killer is called "The Breather" because he breathes heavily when he kills and calls on the phone. He also disguises his voice with a rubber chicken. 

Killed by paper clips

Begin the body count! 

Killed by wooden horse book end

I liked it quite a bit. It had some clever dialogue, jokes and gags, and toward the end became quite absurd, but it dragged on a little long for my liking. For that reason I give it a 2.5-skull rating. 

Chased by an old lady in a trash can, for some reason

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